Saturday, 12 May 2012

Chapter 15

In which dinosaur flatulence is discussed at length and it is discovered that it is not truly a D&D session until Monty Python is quoted, or Owlbears make an appearance.

Recovering from their brave, tactical advance to the rear in the face of certain ghosts, the group returned to the town with the children, repairing back to Yuri’s cousin-adoptive-father’s tavern, the Laughing Demon.  They found the parents holding vigil at the pub – and drinking their faces off.

Frelik hoisted a glass and drowned it, swaying and proclaiming that he was getting hammered off the gross water.

Grateful for the safe return of their offspring, mothers whisked their children off to bed while the fathers stuck around to hear the party’s war stories.  The group is cheerfully informed that their tab is covered for the night, so the group drinks as much as they can.  Frelik tapped out early, having downed an entire bottle of potato vodka, and passed out on the table.  Magpie went down next, which led Akura, who was still sober, to arrange the two in a recovery-position sixty-nine just for the fun of it.

The next morning, somewhat the worse for wear, the group gathered in the tavern.  Yuri’s cousin frowned as he served them breakfast, “So... where are you folks headed?”

They explained that they are headed to Nerosyan.  Zokar advises that they follow the river to Chastel.  From there they can either follow the river or take a risk and strike off across the fields to Dravod Knock, just on the Numerian side of the border.  The group thanked him for the advice and took their leave amidst many tearful goodbyes.

The grateful parents met the party on the edge of town, offering baskets of food and care packages, totalling enough food for a week, as well as a wand of cure moderate wounds.

The rest of that day passed uneventfully, as did the camp that night.

The next day, however, was not quite so quiet.  Just after lunch, as they set out along the river again, a pair of huge, hulking, feathered creatures loomed up, blocking the party’s path.

Akura immediately took to the trees, stealthing along.  Davros shrieked like a girl and dropped off the back of his horse to cower behind it.

Valeria rode forward and fired, nailing one of the creatures in the face.  It growled then hooted a little bit.  The group surmised that these feathered, furry creatures must be owlbears.

The creatures advanced on the group.

Frelik cried out, leaping off the back of his horse and scrambling up a nearby tower ruin.  Akura emerged from the woods, whirling through a heel-down kick and nailing the owlbear who had been shot.

Davros, with a low grumble, moved through the wall of horseflesh before him to hurl a bomb at the same one Akura had kicked.  That owlbear turned, owlbear-hugging Akura while the other grappled Davros.

Valeria shrieked and fired at the same creature as before, causing it to collapse and release Akura.

Frelik, in his infinite wisdom, did a backward roll and attempted to leap off the tower sword first, missing horribly and landing at the creature’s feet with a hollered “Shiiiiiit!”

Davros, trying to break the owlbear hug, managed to enrage the creature and get himself attacked once again, calling for help.

Valeria, making a foolish choice, fired at the grappling pair, narrowly missing Davros and striking the creature for minor damage.  Frelik advanced on the creature, but it snapped its beak at him, sending him into a very ineffectual rage.

Akura slammed a hard fist into the creature’s knee, but missed with his uppercut as the creature fell.

Davros went limp in the owlbear’s arms, so the creature turned his vicious attention on Akura.  While it was distracted, Valeria fired at the creature, putting a bullet between its eyes.

Magpie rushed to Davros’ assistance, helping him recover so he could heal the rest of the party.

Frelik, meanwhile, carved some buffalo style owlbear wings out of the carcasses.

The next few days passed uneventfully, allowing the party to reach Chastel in peace.

Valeria, riding into town first, declared, “Where is the tavern, peasants!  I have not had a drink since Ravengrow!”

Avoiding the two-storey hooker, they pressed on to the well-lit two story building that seemed to be a tavern.  A battered sign of a one-legged sheep hung over the door.  The common room was bustling with activity, so much so that the party was forced to take their libations standing at the bar.

Akura inquired about rooms but the innkeeper, making his way over to them, replied, “Sorry, but all my rooms are full with the spring festival.”

As the party discussed potential accommodations with the rotund man, a well-dressed woman approached the group timidly, seeming a little put off by them, but clearly determined to speak with them.

With a quiet squawk of ‘mine’ Magpie walked over to the woman, “Good evening, you seem to be...”

“Oh, hello, I... this might seem forward, but we get so few visitors in town.... my name is Cecilia.  I couldn’t help overhearing your troubles.”

“Yes, we are looking for a place to stay.”

“You should come stay with me and my mother.”

“Oh good, is there anything we can do in exchange for your hospitality?” Magpie offered.  Her eyes lit up but Magpie pressed on, “Anything I can do?”

She shut her mouth and blushed.

“Sorry,” Magpie muttered, “It has been so long since I’ve seen such a beautiful woman.”

Akura sighed and invited the woman to join them.

“Yes, actually we’ve had a bit of trouble in town,” she murmured, “and you seem like a.... well-armed crew.”

“What kind of troubles,” Valeria demanded in a loud, drunken voice, “Is it the kind involving death, or un-death?”

With a dirty glance at Valeria the woman said, “Perhaps we should take this discussion somewhere quieter, and more private.”

She led the group, wagon and all, to a fair-sized estate at the edge of town called Dromdel Manor glancing around nervously though they don’t seem to be followed.

As they entered a street called Swan street, Cecilia began telling the group about the murders; bodies appearing and people disappearing.  The townsfolk had eventually managed to track down a deranged Halfling called Swanny Todd and accuse him of murder but the Halfling escaped on the way to the gallows and was now on the loose again. 

Tears in her eyes, she told them that one of Swanny Todd’s first victims was her young husband, Michael.  Fearing for her own life, she asks only for protection for a few nights in return for a place to stay.

“It has been only two nights since he escaped,” she explained, “but there have been no more murders to date.  All of his victims were nobles.”  When asked about her family, she explained that the house belonged to her family and her husband had married into it.  Her father was out hunting and she hoped he would be back soon, given the recent troubles.

The inside of the manor was decorated in greens and browns; all colours and styles long-since out of fashion.  As Cecilia opened the door, an elderly Halfling servant appeared.

“M’lady?”  he drawled.

“Ah, Barnsworth, these are our guests, aren’t they wonderful?”

“Yes, m’lady, I’m sure that your mother will be pleased.”

“Oh, yes, mother.”

The servant showed them into an elegant sitting room with some aged furniture and a bar in one corner.

“Please, feel free to make yourselves a drink.”  She offered.

Still infernally thirsty, Frelik chugged a bottle of what he thought was water.  It wasn’t.  He passed out.  Again. 

Akura dragged him outside and dumped him head-first into a rain barrel.

Fifteen minutes later the elderly Halfling returned with a plate of slices of boar, cheese and bread.

Cecilia brought in an elderly woman in a wheelchair, “Please, let me introduce my mother, the lady Oraluna Dromdel.”

The elderly woman eyed them with displeasure, stroking the tiny, rat-sized dog in her lap.  A mastiff was chained to her chair.  “Yes, my daughter says you’ll be staying with us...”  The old woman murmured, seeming faintly disgruntled, “Well, that will be delightful.”

“Well, we don’t want to be any trouble.”  Valeria smiled.

“Oh, no, it’s no trouble.”  The woman replied, “How long are you staying?  A few days?  You do have... clothing?” She eyed the party’s shabby attire.

“We have been on the road for quite some time...”  Akura shrugged, “But yes, we do have nice clothes.”

“Very well, I am having a dinner party tomorrow night.  You are welcome to attend.”  Lady Dromdel said.

Something about that statement sent Magpie and Valeria into a shouting match, at which point Lady Dromdel excused herself for the evening.

Valeria eyed Cecilia in an effort to determine if they were the same size, but Magpie misinterpreted and hissed at her, “By the gods, if you do anything with her I will make you into a new saddlebag for my weapons.”

“So, where are we sleeping tonight?”  Valeria asked Cecilia, eyeing the Magpie now, “Perhaps one of us should stay close to you just in case.”

The girl nodded, “Of course.  You may stay in my room, Valeria.”

Valeria winked overtly at the Magpie as Cecilia led her up to her room.

Claiming various rooms, the group bedded down for the night – except for Akura, who felt the need to explore. 

To the left from the entry way was the salon, to the right were the offices of lord Dromdel.  The foyer then led into the dining room where a pulley and rope operated elevator existed to move lady Dromdel between floors.  Directly off the dining room was the living room, and beyond that a kitchen, the butler’s quarters and a set of stairs that led up to the second floor where Cecilia and Lady Dromdel had their rooms, as well as a guest room.

The basement consisted mostly of the usual linens and foods which needed to be kept cool.

Akura searched the house, ensuring that all the doors and windows are locked.  In the attic, in a back room, he found a worn and frayed cymbal-wielding monkey which seemed to be staring at him from across the room.  He backed away and left it in peace.

Magpie, meanwhile, searched the basement but found nothing out of the ordinary.

Yuri took a quick look around the stables, but, while they seemed to still be in use, there were no animals present but the party’s own.

Partway through the night, the group was disturbed by the baying of a hound and the yapping of a tiny dog from upstairs, but it ended abruptly.

Akura crept up to the second floor, listening at Lady Dromdel’s door.  He heard the lady trying to quiet the animals.  “My lady,” he called, tapping at the door, “Is everything all right?”

She made her way to the door, “Yes, yes, they’re all right.  Some nights they have problems; other animals in the night....  They’ll quiet down.”

Sensing that she was hiding something, Akura asked politely if there was anything he could do before excusing himself and wishing her a good night.  Unsatisfied by her answer, he lingered a few moments outside of her door, listening for anything strange, but heard nothing.

The next morning dawned to the smell of coffee, eggs and bacon.

“What happened last night?”  Frelik groaned.

“Let’s just say that clear liquids aren’t always water.”  Akura smirked. 

Once the barbarian had recovered from his stupor, Akura dragged him outside to study the ground underneath the old lady’s window to see if someone had visited the old lady’s room during the night.

Valeria suggested shopping, exciting Cecilia who begged her mother to allow for the purchase of new clothes.

The elderly woman heaved a heavy sigh, “Well, I suppose.  There isn’t much to be seen in that town, but I suppose you may have a new dress made.”  She turned to Valeria, “Do I need to pay for yours too?”

“Oh, no.”  Valeria assured her.

“Very well.  Then I assume after lunch will be acceptable?”

Both girls nodded.

On the way into town Akura took the chance to ask Cecilia about the creepy monkey he’d found staring at him in the attic the night before, but her answer was less than satisfactory as she simply shrugged and said, “I don’t know, there are many old toys from my childhood, and even some leftover from my mother’s childhood.”

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